1. Choose between horse or cow manure
2. Select your preferred packaging design
3. Discreetly dispatch your package with ease!

Yes! Our packages contain real horse and/or cow manure, depending on your selection. Our manure is sourced from 100% USA pasture raised cattle and horses. Although this gift is intended for a laugh, it can also be used as an all natural fertilizer.

The quick answer is yes! Sending horse and cow manure as a gag or novelty gift is 100% legal.

By purchasing from us you agree to NOT use this service to threaten, harass, violate a legal restraint, or any other unlawful purpose. All customers agree upon purchasing that this is a gag and novelty gift, for entertainment purposes ONLY. OhSh!t's liability to the customer is limited to the price of the product. Customers purchasing any items from this website agree to release OhSh!t, it's officers, agents, employees, and the like of any and all liability associated with the use of our services and products.