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 Looking for the perfect gift that's equal parts cheeky and eco-friendly? Look no further! Introducing our Horse Poop "Fertilizer" Surprise – the ultimate way to grow laughter and spread a little mischief.

Our carefully sourced, 100% organic Horse poop comes straight from the pasture to your doorstep, presented in a charming package that cleverly disguises its true essence. But don't be fooled by the word "fertilizer" – this delightful surprise is more about nurturing smiles than nurturing plants.

Whether you want to send a quirky message to your ex, prank a friend, or simply share a unique gift, our Horse Poop "Fertilizer" Surprise is the way to go. It's the gift that keeps on giving – giggles, that is!